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Royal Ascot Day 5

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  • #16
    Originally posted by FinalFurlong91 View Post

    A crowley special that, he gets stuck on the inside he never gets out

    Glad I pulled stumps for the day before that as I'd have had a good bet on him

    Would surely have won he was absolutely cantering
    I had one of the biggest EW bets on the flat this year on him at 17/2 pre decs.

    Safe to say we only share namesake, that guy is a clown

    Luckily had covered dawn at 10/3 but still gutted, he'd have hosed up with a clear run.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Quevega View Post
      If run for Oscar don’t win
      i’ll shit the bed.
      Shat the bed big time
      like most of the week
      I blame myself as Jim Crowley is on my no go big bet list but I thought the distance and low number of runners would negate his fucking useless cuntiness
      Didn’t count on him not really trying either

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Quevega View Post

        fucking useless cuntiness
        A wordsmith after my own heart

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Quevega View Post

          Didn’t count on him not really trying either
          Trainer probably instructed him to do that

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          • #20
            Seen on twitter if you backed every horse at BSP for ?1 a pt you'd be up 621.59 pts, just puts into perspective how bad this week has been for the punter

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Zachx02 View Post
              Seen on twitter if you backed every horse at BSP for ?1 a pt you'd be up 621.59 pts, just puts into perspective how bad this week has been for the punter
              Who needs to study with a stat like that !!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Quevega View Post
                If run for Oscar don’t win
                i’ll shit the bed.
                Saw this and thought of you Q
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                R7 Tokyo City Keiba tomorrow morning

                Shita Bed

                ​​​​​He might be a steamer

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                • #23
                  That made me laugh out loud brilliant

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by parimutuel View Post

                    Saw this and thought of you Q
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                    R7 Tokyo City Keiba tomorrow morning

                    Shita Bed

                    ​​​​​He might be a steamer
                    did it win ?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Quevega View Post

                      did it win ?
                      No mate. He had a stinker!!

                      He got himself into a good position from 13...then he crapped himself ​​​​

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