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  • Banned another account on the back of it.... as found a link to a previous banned account.

    Haven't needed to bother for a while.

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    • Fucking heart attack reading that just then, what a prick

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      • Originally posted by HesTheOne View Post

        It really is a struggle I was always ending up with blank posts I gave up awhile back trying.. missed many of opportunity to insert a funny!

        surely FJ website can update with the times the people long for it Kevloaf
        Well....it's not really a FJ thing, we don't create the vbulletin that host the forum ... You can upload images (and do anything) via HTML coding.... not via the button (or if you can I don't even know how)

        We could change which software we use to have the forum part on.... but there was enough moaning about a 'new' version of vbulletin when we did that as it changed things around that going to an entirly different system is just not worth the hassle in my opinon

        I don't want 'funny gifs' all over the forum either.... it's not instagram, tiktok or even twatter.




        Billions of words making cases for horses that dweebs have to read rather than instant gratification and a cheap laugh, that's the foundations




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        • Originally posted by BookieBasher View Post

          I fucking cashed out a nice roll up hoping to get ahead of being greyed out. I hope he fucking has a horrible and miserable rest of his life!
          I feel for you BB.
          Thankfully we don’t attract too many idiots, just a shame this clown got bored today and chose us as his playground and you acted on his bile…

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          • Originally posted by Istabraq View Post

            I feel for you BB.
            Thankfully we don’t attract too many idiots, just a shame this clown got bored today and chose us as his playground and you acted on his bile…
            I'm thinking/hoping BB didn't cash out but was just playing devils advocate with the sad person.

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            • Originally posted by Lobos View Post

              I'm thinking/hoping BB didn't cash out but was just playing devils advocate with the sad person.
              Sadly I did cash out a tasty roll up (worth ?720) for just over ?500. Yes, I can blame myself for not looking on Betfair to see if there was any movement but usually by the time you look for any verification then the bets are greyed out and you lose everything. I can’t recall anytime where information on the OFTS thread has been nothing short then spot on and has been a very useful tool to try and get ahead of the bookies. And then you get some absolute C### trying to get a rise and potentially screw people’s bets up just for a laugh.

              Im over it now and do have a nice cash out to treat the Mrs and kids to something this weekend. But it’s still looking like being ?200 short and also not getting the satisfaction and enjoyment of seeing Constitution Hill romp home on Tuesday.

              I just hope the moron is happy with himself and nobody else was foolish enough to cash any bets out.

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              • Feel for you BB. Sad that there are disturbed people around that get a thrill over this sort of thing. A very nice cash out though and maybe it'll work in your favour.

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                • Originally posted by BookieBasher View Post

                  Sadly I did cash out a tasty roll up (worth ?720) for just over ?500. Yes, I can blame myself for not looking on Betfair to see if there was any movement but usually by the time you look for any verification then the bets are greyed out and you lose everything. I can’t recall anytime where information on the OFTS thread has been nothing short then spot on and has been a very useful tool to try and get ahead of the bookies. And then you get some absolute C### trying to get a rise and potentially screw people’s bets up just for a laugh.

                  Im over it now and do have a nice cash out to treat the Mrs and kids to something this weekend. But it’s still looking like being ?200 short and also not getting the satisfaction and enjoyment of seeing Constitution Hill romp home on Tuesday.

                  I just hope the moron is happy with himself and nobody else was foolish enough to cash any bets out.
                  Looking at the golf bet you got up the other day
                  Your wife is spoiled at the minute.

                  Hopefully for your sake, in a roundabout way the cashing out might end up in your favour (lots can happen yet)

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                  • Originally posted by Kevloaf View Post

                    Well....it's not really a FJ thing, we don't create the vbulletin that host the forum ... You can upload images (and do anything) via HTML coding.... not via the button (or if you can I don't even know how)

                    We could change which software we use to have the forum part on.... but there was enough moaning about a 'new' version of vbulletin when we did that as it changed things around that going to an entirly different system is just not worth the hassle in my opinon

                    I don't want 'funny gifs' all over the forum either.... it's not instagram, tiktok or even twatter.




                    Billions of words making cases for horses that dweebs have to read rather than instant gratification and a cheap laugh, that's the foundations



                    Plus I quite enjoy being the only person young enough to understand how to post pictures

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                    • It would be great if there was a way we could all chip in a quid and put the sum on CH for BB....it would be a powerful message to folks to say you can try and fuck with us but you won’t beat us...via patreon perhaps??? Anyhow just a thought.

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                      • Originally posted by BookieBasher View Post

                        Sadly I did cash out a tasty roll up (worth ?720) for just over ?500. Yes, I can blame myself for not looking on Betfair to see if there was any movement but usually by the time you look for any verification then the bets are greyed out and you lose everything. I can’t recall anytime where information on the OFTS thread has been nothing short then spot on and has been a very useful tool to try and get ahead of the bookies. And then you get some absolute C### trying to get a rise and potentially screw people’s bets up just for a laugh.

                        Im over it now and do have a nice cash out to treat the Mrs and kids to something this weekend. But it’s still looking like being ?200 short and also not getting the satisfaction and enjoyment of seeing Constitution Hill romp home on Tuesday.

                        I just hope the moron is happy with himself and nobody else was foolish enough to cash any bets out.
                        Can you not put the cash out returns on him again? ?500 at 4/11 pays ?681 so only really cost you ?40... Could actually back him at 1.47 on the exchange for a bigger return.

                        Still a dick move by him and feel for you regardless. Was a bit pathetic to be honest.

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                        • Originally posted by Rooster Booster View Post
                          It would be great if there was a way we could all chip in a quid and put the sum on CH for BB....it would be a powerful message to folks to say you can try and fuck with us but you won’t beat us...via patreon perhaps??? Anyhow just a thought.
                          Very nice sentiment and very much appreciated. But please know I’m more than happy with my roll up cash out and learnt a valuable lesson in not to be to hasty off the back off un verified information.

                          Could have been a lot worse and tomorrows another day

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                          • Originally posted by Dandrew99 View Post

                            Can you not put the cash out returns on him again? ?500 at 4/11 pays ?681 so only really cost you ?40... Could actually back him at 1.47 on the exchange for a bigger return.

                            Still a dick move by him and feel for you regardless. Was a bit pathetic to be honest.
                            Should do this regardless now, if you're able to get 73% return of expected and can roll it into the variable for more than original(anything above 1.43 less commission) he's in the weirdest and cruellest way possible done him a favour. Cheers troll

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                            • This should act a ls a bizarre reminder that cashout is never value, but if you’re cute you can trade your last leg to maximise the best return possible, hitting that cashout button shouldn’t be used by default….

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                              • I’ve just woken up and discovered I’m a tripod with a twenty inch cock, I’ve been on the gallops at seven barrows and I’ve tripped up nico, Nicky and constitution hill. We’re all out of the festival recuperating in a sports massage bar in Bangkok

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