I’m back in the game lads. Got busted out of my own betting jail after getting into an argument with a lad I work with who was bragging to my watch that I’m a mug for betting on horses and he easily makes more than me trading on gold, silver & bitcoin. I ended up giving a Dragons Den pitch to the lads to invest into my betting consortium and I could guarantee that I would double their investment by the end of the day. They chose my business venture and gave me a tenner each and I soon started nervously explaining the pit falls and complications of betting on horses but they stuck with me and chose me over the ‘city trader’. I focused on genuine favourites and nailed the brief and doubled the pot. I was carried around the mess table like an African King and started making promises & plans for next Saturday. I’m now the head of The TKP (double The’s) Racing Consortium. For the first time ever I’m being trusted to invest in winners!! I’m back in the game!!! The deal is Saturday racing only and it’s not my money.....what could possibly go wrong :applause:
Come next March I’ll be booking the biggest hospitality box at the Festival with Abi Titmuss, Carol Voderman, Kerry Katona and Jordon helping us pour our drinks and explaining which horses are ours!!! Good times are on the horizon Fat Jockeys!!