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Festival Drinking Game

When someone on ITV mentions there's no crowds and it's not quite the same but it's still the Cheltenham Festival etc... Take a sip each time and you'll be shitfaced by the 2nd race.
 
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Put together a list of superlatives/cliches Ed Chamberlain is likely to reel out, divide forum users into groups and use Kevs wheel of misfortune to allocate each group one of them. When Ed says it, that group has to down in one whatever glass/can/bottle etc... it is they're drinking.

*Requires someone to watch ITV rather than RacingTV...
 
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A shot every time one of your bets loses, I’ll be done in and have to retreat to bed by the Ultima :biggrin-new:
 
A double shot for every time ITV mention The Prestbury Cup.....May as well make it of interest for something
 
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I reckon a double shot every time a British winner goes in would mean a pretty dry week :hopelessness:
 
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Everytime fitzy refers to a.p as 'champ' would be one to add if wanted to be pissed by the 3rd race each day :excitement:
 
So easy this. You just bang one back after every winner. And if you dont have many its no hangover for you!!!
 
If you have a drink every time itv mention that “special Thursday” & Briony you’ll be in a coma by the first race :welcoming:


:biggrin-new::highly_amused::highly_amused::highly_amused::highly_amused:
 
I’ve only started to notice him saying it this weekend, has it been bypassing me all this time?

I noticed it for the first time today and was wondering if he had always said it, glad someone else has mentioned it !
 
Great idea Mayo, there are a few catchphrases and anecdotes on ITV that really irritate me, I’ll post them when I remember the better ones
 
I noticed it for the first time today and was wondering if he had always said it, glad someone else has mentioned it !

I came here to suggest it after today

every other sentence he slipped it in so he did
 
I'm genuinely amazed people watch ITV coverage.



A forum dedicated pretty much to ante post horse racing for Cheltenham, and people are watching ITV?!

:glee::glee:
 
I'm genuinely amazed people watch ITV coverage.



A forum dedicated pretty much to ante post horse racing for Cheltenham, and people are watching ITV?!

:glee::glee:

Francesca Cumani is much more appealing to me than Lydia Hislop :beguiled:​​​​​​

Plus, when Cheltenham is on I don't want to be watching some shite from Hexham between races.
 
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Francesca Cumani is much more appealing to me than Lydia Hislop :beguiled:​​​​​​

Plus, when Cheltenham is on I don't want to be watching some shite from Hexham between races.

RTV extra
and
Pornhub


ITV doesn't compesnate for both.