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Fat Jockey Yankee's - Captain's Required!

Hi all. I'd like to put my hand up. I joined specifically for the Cheltenham banter though often read other posts too. As you will see, very few posts posted, surely would be a record if l was given the honour!!?? Either way ill be putting my twopennth in to try help us all land that life changing yankee cometh the Festival
 
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This post is probably wholly accurate :D

I am happy to act as consigliere with regards to the juveniles, but would be a total fish out of water when it comes to the other races on the card.

Very flattered and grateful for the nomination though :)

Well if I happen to get nominated for the Friday I'd love to get a Kotkijet special for the Triumph! Or the Tuesday I guess, but I always seem to have a stinker that day...
 
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I'd like to put my name forward, but if over looked I have no qualms! Been following the forum for almost a year although not during the flat season (muck) but enjoyed becoming more active recently, sounds like a great idea for a bit of added interest on the days!
 
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Hi all. I'd like to put my hand up. I joined specifically for the Cheltenham banter though often read other posts too. As you will see, very few posts posted, surely would be a record if l was given the honour!!?? Either way ill be putting my twopennth in to try help us all land that life changing yankee cometh the Festival

I’ll have a go if you need a silent watcher (voyeur) to stick his oar in!!

I need some faces before I can take either of you seriously :witless:
 
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I'll put my name forward. I know nothing about horse racing but did a tour of Vietnam and escaped death on multiple occasions (well, it was like Apocalypse Now but on a moped and there were no guns or war. Lots of bad driving though) and in my younger days did a few years on the brutal and unforgiving frontline that is retail customer service. I'm battle hardened and reckon I have what it takes to be a champion and lead we band of brothers to victory.
 
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Ha, lm happy with that Kevloaf. Reminds me of being back home on the African floodplains!!
 
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So, first captain from the wheel is......

 
Video number 2 (I think there are 2 captains pulled out in this video or the next....)

 
Yeah it was 2 in the last 1, so our 4th Captain for 2021 is....

 
So, first captain from the wheel is......


The wheel spelt Spectre wrong :cower:

I take it these will be in day order Kev?

Nice music :love_heart:
 
The wheel spelt Spectre wrong :cower:

I take it these will be in day order Kev?

Nice music :love_heart:

Haha, pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Not sure, I might allocate where I think is best :biggrin-new:
 
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:highly_amused:
Words
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Surprisingly little effort - the benefit of having to do crap like this at work :indecisiveness:
 
I can't stop clicking on them :concern: