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The Paddy Power Preview from Westmanston
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ALMOST READY TO RUMBLE HERE IN WESTMANSTOWN!
MC IVAN YATES TAKES THE STAGE. KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY...
DAVID JENNINGS FOR THE RACING POST WALKS ON TO THUNDERSTRUCK BY AC/DC. NOT EVEN A JOKE... THAT ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.
GORDON ELLIOT TAKES THE STAGE, DABS AND TAKES HIS SEAT... OK, HE JUST TAKES HIS SEAT.
DAVY RUSSELL TAKES THE STAGE LIKE HE'S BEEN DOING IT AN AWFUL LOT LATELY.... STRANGE
RUBY TAKES THE STAGE WITH A SLICE OF PIE FOR PADDY POWER... #BANTER
WILLIE MULLINS ON THE PHONE TO KICK THINGS OFF.
WILLIE MULLINS SAYS LIMINI GOES MARES. VVM MIGHT GOT IN THE SAME. CROWD LAUGH. VVM IN GOOD FORM.
AIRLIE BEACH GOES MARES NOVICE. LET'S DANCE MIGHT WELL GO TOO. WILLIE MULLINS NOT GIVING MUCH AWAY. UNLIKE HIM..........
BELLSHILLS FIRST CHOICE IS RSA. WORKED AND JUMPED WELL YESTERDAY.
BACARDYS GOES NEPTUNE 'AT THE MOMENT'.
WILLIE VERY HOPEFUL FOR YORKHILL IN THE JLT. PLEASED AFTER SUNDAY.
UN DE SCEAUX WILL STAY UP THE HILL IN THE RYANAIR. WILLIE HAS NO DOUBT.
NICHOLS CANYON MAY RUN IN THE STAYERS. WORKED WELL YESTERDAY. CLONDAW WARRIOR HAS AN EW CHANCE IF GROUND DRIES.
WILLIE NOT HAPPY WITH MERI DE VIE. A DOUBT.
WILLIE NOT CONFIDENT HE'LL BEAT DEATH DUTY.
DJALADAM IN 'GREAT ORDER'. HAPPY WITH LEXUS RUN...
THAT'S WILLIE MULLINS DONE. I HAVE A FEELING IVAN YATES IS IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE FROM THE PANEL...
RUDE NOT TO... HERE WE GO. SUPREME FIRST UP!
MONALEE MORE LIKELY TO GO ALBERT BARTLETT ACCORDING TO DAVID MULLINS.
GORDON ELLIOT SAYS DEATH DUTY IN GOOD FORM AND HAS COME ON SINCE NAAS. WHEN ASKED WILL HE STAY: "WHY NOT" WITH DAGGERS TO IY!!!
RUBY SAYS IT'S NOT CONFIRMED HE RIDES MELON. HEARD TODAY NEON WOLF MIGHT GO IN THE SUPREME.
RW THINKS WILLIE WILL WIN SUPREME. NOT SURE WHICH ONE. CAN'T COMPARE MELON TO PREVIOUS SUPREME WINNERS AFTER 1 RUN.
RW SAYS AUGUSTA KATE, AUGUSTIN, PENHILL AND LIVELOVELAUGH JUST A FEW OF WILLIES IN THE ALBERT BARTLETT.
RW SAYS DEATH DUTY LOOKS BOMBPROOF.
DAVY RUSSELL TAKING ON PADDY AS WHY MELON WOULD GO OFF FAV ESP IF MOON RACER RUNS.
PP SAYS IF RUBY'S RUMOUR IS TRUE AND NEON WOLF RUNS IN SUPREME IT'LL TURN THE MARKET ON ITS HEAD.
DJ SAYS WE'RE GUESSING AS TO HOW GOOD MELON IS. BUNK OFF EARLY HAS THE FORM IN THE BOOK. HIGH BRIDGE HAS AN EW SQUEAK.
DR SAYS PENHILL HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE IN ALBERT BARTLETT. RW SAYS THAT'S BULLSHIT!
ON TO THE CHASERS... 'IS ALTIOR BOMBPROOF?' IVAN YATES
RW SAYS ALTIOR IS HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE COMPETITION. THINKS THERE'LL ONLY 6 OR 7 RUNNERS. VALUE IN THE W/O MARKET WITH ROYAL CAVIAR.
GORDON THINKS ALTIOR IN THE ARKLE, YORKHILL IN THE JLT AND NO BIG OPINION IN RSA.
DR THINKS ALTIOR LOOKS SPECTACULAR. WHISPER WOULD PREFER RSA.
IF ANYONE IN THE WESTMANSTOWN AREA KNOW ANY THUMB MASSAGE ROUTINE PLEASE LOCATE ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.
DMULLINS THINKS ALTIOR MIGHT BE CAUGHT IF HE HAS A LOOK AT THE FIRST FEW FENCES IN THE ARKLE. SYS DISKO HAS A RIGHT CHANCE IN THE JLT.
RUBY MAKING IT HARD WORK FOR IVAN YATES. NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING IN THE JLT FOR YORKHILL.
RW THINKS IF GROUND DRY MIGHT BITE WILL WIN RSA. IF SOFT ACAPELLA BOURGEOIS!
RW AND DR ROASTING IY QUESTION ON ACAPELLA BOURGEOIS NAVAN WIN.
DMULLINS V EXCITED TO RIDE BRAIN POWER IN CHAMPION HURDLE. DR LIKES YANWORTH.
GORDON LIKES YANWORTH. A BIT WORRIED ABOUT PETIT MOUCHOIR UP ON THE PACE.
GORDON THINKS APPLES JADE BEATEN A FURLONG IN THE CH.
RW DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'LL RIDE IN CHAMPION HURDLE. PETIT MOUCHOIR HAS A SHOT. YANWORTH A STRONG STAYER AND HAS A RIGHT CHANCE.
WHY WASN'T LIMINI SUPPLEMENTED? ASKS IVAN YATES. RUBY SAYS WILLIE DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION 20 MINUTES AGO, WHY THE F*CK WOULD I?
RW HAVING A GO AT IVAN YATES FOR ASKING WHY HE WOULD TAKE SPECIAL TIARA ON FOR THE LEAD WITH DOUVAN. GE THINKS DOUVANS A GOOD THING.
YEAH THE PANEL ARE BASICALLY GOING ON ABOUT DOUVAN BEING A GOOD THING. JUST GONNA NIP TO THE BOG. BRB
WE'RE BACK LIVE!!!! THE RYANAIR'S FIRST UP!
RW SAYS UN DE SCEAUX WILL STAY! DAVY REMINDS US IT WAS RAINING IN CHELTENHAM LAST NIGHT. 'DID YOU NOT SEE MY VIDEO ON T'INTERNET IVAN??'
RUBY THINKS UDS SHOULD BE 6/4!
IF GE HAD HIS WAY HE'D RUN EMPIRE OF DIRT IN THE GC BUT HE'S RUNNING IN THE RYANAIR AT THE MINUTE. THINKS UDS WILL WIN.
DR CAGEY ON WHERE ZABANA WILL RUN. SCHOOLING IN THE MORNING AND DECISION WILL BE MADE. HOPEFULLY HE WON'T END UP ON HIS ARSE AT THE START.
DMULLINS TO RIDE SUB LIEUTENANT IF COOPER RIDES EMPIRE OF DIRT. SAYS QUESTION MARK OVER OF UDS ON NICE GROUND OVER 2M5F.
STAYERS HURDLE UP NEXT!!!
IS JEZKI ANOTHER SOLWHIT? - D JENNINGS
RW DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF SHANESHILL.
RW SAYS NICHOLS CANYON NEEDS TO KEEP WORKING AS WELL AS HE WORKED YESTERDAY TO GO.
GE LIKES UNOWHATIMEANHARRY. HASN'T DONE MUCH WRONG OF LATE. JUST THE 9 WINS ON THE SPIN.
DR THINKS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BEAT UNOWHATIMEANHARRY IS AN IRISH HORSE.
THE PANEL ARE BICKERING A LITTLE BIT LIKE THEY NEED A NAP. LET'S DANCE HAS A RIGHT CHANCE IN THE MARES NOVICE.
GE SLIGHTLY WORRIED ABOUT THE IRISH JUVENILES BEATING EACH OTHER THIS SEASON. LIKES DEFI DU SEUIL
RW SAYS BAUPAUME IS THE NO 1 FROM WILLIES. MEGA FORTUNE HAS A SQUEAK NOW DAVY'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO RIDE HIM!
DJ SAYS DEFI DU SEUIL IS A GOOD THING.
DJ THINKS LONG CALL HAS A RIGHT CHANCE IN THE FRED WINTER.
TIME FOR THE RAFFLE. AND A SPIN TO THE JACKS.
GOLD CUP TIME!!
PP PLUMS FOR NATIVE RIVER IN THE GC!
DJ SAYS THE FIRST HORSE HE DISCOUNTS IS NATIVE RIVER. SAYS WILLIE IS UNUSUALLY BULLISH ABOUT DJAKADAM.
DJ SAYS DJAKADAM WILL WIN, MORE OF THAT IS ONE AT A BIG PRICE.
RW SAYS THE 11YO STAT RE CUE CARD IS BREAKABLE BUT THIS YEAR HE HAS BEEN 50:50. NATIVE RIVER IS AN IMPROVER. DJAK IN WONDERFUL FORM.
RW SAYS HE GAVE DJAKADAM RAN TOO FREE AT CHRISTMAS AND HE GAVE HIM A SHOCKER.
GE SAYS DON POLI MIGHT STRUGGLE. QUESTION WHETHER PUTLANDER WILL STAY. WILL BE RIDDEN TO DO SO.
DR THINKS SIZING JOHN IS THE CLASS HORSE IN THE RACE. LIKES OUTLANDER. WOULD LOVE ANOTHER CHANCE ON DON POLI.
DMULLINS RIDES CHAMPAGNE WEST AND THINKS HE COULD RUN A BIG RACE IF THE GROUND HAS A CUT IN IT. LIKES CUE CARD.
GE SAYS CAUSE OF CAUSES IN GREAT FORM FOR THE X COUNTRY. HOPING FOR GOOD GROUND.
DIAMOND KING NEEDS GOOD GROUND. HAS HAD A WIND OP SINCE LAST RUN.
DJ THINKS CHAMPERS ON ICE HAS A SQUEAK IN THE KIM MUIR, DRUIDS NEPHEW, TULLY EAST AND LOADS OF OTHERS!
PP LIKES STARCHITECHT. DR LIKE LE PREZIEN.
CHARITY BETS: DR ON RUBY WALSH IN THE MARES NOV GE THE STORYTELLER DJ LONG CALL RW YANKEE: LONG CALL, MEGA FORTUNE, WHISPER, DIAMOND KING!
AND SO CONCLUDES OUR CHELTENHAM PREVIEW NIGHT! I'M OFF TO ICE MY THUMBS. GOOD LUCK AND THANKS.