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  1. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Pertemps Network Final Handicap Hurdle

    Nice. *Insert Jack Nicholson nodding gif*
  2. EnvoiAlien

    ‘26 FRED WINTER Juv H’cap Hd

    I thought to qualify as journalist for that rag you had to be at the very least, a bullshitter of the lowest kind.
  3. EnvoiAlien

    ‘26 FRED WINTER Juv H’cap Hd

    Attention seeking bullshitter it is then.
  4. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    Some books will shorten without any money down tomorrow, those stable sponsorships aren't just an investment so their name is painted on the side of a horsebox..
  5. EnvoiAlien

    ‘26 FRED WINTER Juv H’cap Hd

    Do we need to add a few UK pounds to each of these @ComplyOrDie ?
  6. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Lossie out to 10's on BFX for the CH, money just keeps coming for her for the mares, she'll be 2.0 by the weekend if not sooner. If the decision hasn't been made already then there's a lot of guessing going on.
  7. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    Bill was awesome in Near Dark.
  8. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    Chuck El Carios for the Champion Hurdle into the mix there, not going to be a chaser, think his hurdling will be fully tested in march, but the experience he'll gain during the spring will put him strongly into the mix, OPS - Arkle written all over him, even has that Altior head carriage, gallop...
  9. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    Love ya @Yosser, but t'was a free hit.
  10. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    Might be a bridge too far that one 😆
  11. EnvoiAlien

    General Chat

    With you on this one, 33's is tough to ignore, I'm trying but I think festival week I'll relent and get a few onside.
  12. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Obviously,imagine schooling to be like sparring in boxing, try to get something as close as a fight to sharpen your senses & reactions for the main event, then some fcuker hooks you in the liver and you know its a different game today.
  13. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    TBF he's a braver man than me, I wouldn't be getting up on him either, they're a different breed those jump jockeys, balls like Buster Gonad.
  14. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Best way to get something out of this session, is to have him do it with 3 or more others, let him do a few alone at first, then send him with the others, couple behind or a couple in front, one alongside, get him to focus on the hurdles with horses around him as doing it alone is a different...
  15. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    You wouldn't be going racing pace generally as its about technique and getting them doing it without having to think so its all flowing,natural to them, but if you've a race coming up you'll get them going flat out at them just to get their eye in so he'll go a proper pace in this one for sure.
  16. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Be a strange one, wanting to avoid fast summer ground then going for the Melbourne Cup, its always ran on a green road.
  17. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Ultima Handicap

    If F2F & Gaelic went GC then the ryanair could be really interesting,as long as Panic Attack doesnt get diverted to it from the mares though, thatd be a pisser for thr ap book.
  18. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    You'd hit 50mph chasing Daisy Duke NAP.
  19. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Boss Hog perhaps.
  20. EnvoiAlien

    2026 Champion Hurdle

    Preety flat, bend is downhill, mean to replicate Epsom, having never been to Epsom I couldn't vouch for it. Yeah the fastest final 2f....somethign else I'd take with a pinch, as you say given the calibre of racing there, and the change in surface over the years.
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