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Royal Ascot Day 5

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Yes it's almost over thank the lord

If the person who threw the form book out the window on Tuesday morning could kindly fetch it out the rose bushes and bring it inside for day 5 that'd be great

Kinross is frankies last ever ride in a group 1 at Royal ascot, he couldn't could he?

He follows that with free wind who with hukum likely to be a non runner could well give him a winner on his final day

Also will the real charlie appleby please stand up

Must have a bug in the yard as his horses have been finishing their races off like me running for the bus
 
A losing week for me so far so really hoping for a change of luck today. Main hope is Artorius but he drifting this morning.:dejection:

Anyway, these are the bets I've had.

15.05 - Olivia Maralda / The Antarctic
15.40 - Artorius
17.00 - Khanjar, Orazio, Lethal Levi, Kings Lynn
17.35 - Have Secret

Have a lucky day everyone.:eagerness:
 
Going all out in search of a big price winner in the 15:05, Zoology, Thunderbear and Streets of Gold :rapture:

Would like to see Highfield Princess win the Jubilee.

And going to continue to follow Kings Lynn off the cliff in the Wokingham.

I'm done beyond that I think.
 
5.00.

Hurricane Ivor 28/1

Ducaddi Como 40/1

Mr Wagyu 18/1

all selections ?2 ew

Good luck all.
 
Last chance saloon....

2.30 Pearls And Rubies 3/1

2.30 Warnie 33/1 ew

3.05 The Antarctic 6/1

3.40 Wellington 16/1 ew

3.40 Artorius 6/1

3.40 Small combi tri-cast

Artorius, Wellington, HP, Kinross

4.20 Pyledriver 8/1
 
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If run for Oscar don’t win
i’ll shit the bed.
 
Going all out in search of a big price winner in the 15:05, Zoology, Thunderbear and Streets of Gold :rapture:

25/1 2nd and a 50/1 3rd. And Thunderbear looked unlucky as well. Frustrating week this :miserable:
 
Unlucky Benjy23

Form book still out the window

22/1 1st
22/1 2nd
28/1 3rd

Bookies making a fortune
 
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All hail the king! :watermelon: Last to first on the billy bridle
 
Again, put Ascot in the bin

Never known a week like this

Can normally rely on the group 1s, the best horses with the best form usually come to the fore

Not the case this week

How many favs and 2nd favs have actually won over the 5 days?

Can't be more than 8 or 9 total

And 5 or 6 in the graded races as coppice and docklands won handicaps as fav or joint fav

You'd expect a lot lot more than that
 
Jim Crowley had a shocker there.

A crowley special that, he gets stuck on the inside he never gets out

Glad I pulled stumps for the day before that as I'd have had a good bet on him

Would surely have won he was absolutely cantering
 
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A crowley special that, he gets stuck on the inside he never gets out

Glad I pulled stumps for the day before that as I'd have had a good bet on him

Would surely have won he was absolutely cantering

I had one of the biggest EW bets on the flat this year on him at 17/2 pre decs.

Safe to say we only share namesake, that guy is a clown:saturn:

Luckily had covered dawn at 10/3 but still gutted, he'd have hosed up with a clear run.
 
If run for Oscar don’t win
i’ll shit the bed.

Shat the bed big time
like most of the week
I blame myself as Jim Crowley is on my no go big bet list but I thought the distance and low number of runners would negate his fucking useless cuntiness
Didn’t count on him not really trying either
 
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Seen on twitter if you backed every horse at BSP for ?1 a pt you'd be up 621.59 pts, just puts into perspective how bad this week has been for the punter