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    Champion Fat Jockey (Moderator) Kevloaf's Avatar
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    If you owned a horse .... What would you call it?

    Arnold Horseanegger
    Amy Winehouse

    Would be my first two I think!

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    Amy Winehouse? Are you a super fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faugheen_Machine View Post
    Amy Winehouse? Are you a super fan
    Haha Amy WineHorse!

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    I've actually named a couple of horses. It's more difficult than you'd imagine because so many of the good names are taken and they are on the look-out for 'naughties' since the days of Noble Locks and Muff Diver. They weren't mine by the way!

    If I were to get another go, I'd use the title of one of the finest albums of all time, Forever Changes, then move on to some of the tracks like Alone Again Or and Andmoreagain.

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    more difficult than you think ... but sticking to the music theme .. my horse would be called COMFORTABLY NUMB .

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    Horse out of Hell
    Bat out of Horse

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    Good friend of mine had links in the game back in the 90s and had the pleasure of naming Celtic Swing, who won a Racing Post trophy by 12l, a Greenham and a French Derby.
    I had the pleasure of naming several dogs never better than S2 grade to race at Catford lol

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    Only thing i ever named was my Goldfish " CYRIL ". !!,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Istabraq View Post
    Good friend of mine had links in the game back in the 90s and had the pleasure of naming Celtic Swing, who won a Racing Post trophy by 12l, a Greenham and a French Derby.
    I had the pleasure of naming several dogs never better than S2 grade to race at Catford lol
    What did you call them

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    I was chatting about this with a mate and we thought it would be great to name horses as 'punch lines'.... for example...

    IhaventgotaFerrari

    ... after it wins on debut

    "so Kev Loaf, how do you feel to have a winner with your first ever horse"

    "amazing, but do you know the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?"

    *glare straight down camera lens!*

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