Not my work but comedy gold from Uncle Lou on teetees place
Dist-Irving - ex flat racers don't win the Supreme any more.
Dodgy Bullets - always trains off as the year progresses & hard race last time.
The No One - STD likely to ejaculate prematurely and get done in the last 25 yards.
Smeg Place - has the Albatross round its neck.
Sire de Grungy - curled up like a nonce when Cassidy went past at Chelts this year.
Wonderless Charm - notorious for keeping a bit back for himself.
Dy-nasty - Grand Crus mark 2.
Fannie Power - even with 7lbs, she's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl.
Git R Pete - 58 rated flat racers don't hit the right notes in Triumphs.
Mong's Palace - Scu another premature ejaculation driver. Briar will devour him up the hill.
Plus all 81 horses higher than OR 143 in the handicaps, including favs like Cantlow, Dunguib, Fingal Bay & Tap Night.
Dist-Irving - ex flat racers don't win the Supreme any more.
Dodgy Bullets - always trains off as the year progresses & hard race last time.
The No One - STD likely to ejaculate prematurely and get done in the last 25 yards.
Smeg Place - has the Albatross round its neck.
Sire de Grungy - curled up like a nonce when Cassidy went past at Chelts this year.
Wonderless Charm - notorious for keeping a bit back for himself.
Dy-nasty - Grand Crus mark 2.
Fannie Power - even with 7lbs, she's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl.
Git R Pete - 58 rated flat racers don't hit the right notes in Triumphs.
Mong's Palace - Scu another premature ejaculation driver. Briar will devour him up the hill.
Plus all 81 horses higher than OR 143 in the handicaps, including favs like Cantlow, Dunguib, Fingal Bay & Tap Night.
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