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  • Festival Lays

    Not my work but comedy gold from Uncle Lou on teetees place


    Dist-Irving - ex flat racers don't win the Supreme any more.

    Dodgy Bullets - always trains off as the year progresses & hard race last time.

    The No One - STD likely to ejaculate prematurely and get done in the last 25 yards.

    Smeg Place - has the Albatross round its neck.

    Sire de Grungy - curled up like a nonce when Cassidy went past at Chelts this year.

    Wonderless Charm - notorious for keeping a bit back for himself.

    Dy-nasty - Grand Crus mark 2.

    Fannie Power - even with 7lbs, she's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl.

    Git R Pete - 58 rated flat racers don't hit the right notes in Triumphs.

    Mong's Palace - Scu another premature ejaculation driver. Briar will devour him up the hill.

    Plus all 81 horses higher than OR 143 in the handicaps, including favs like Cantlow, Dunguib, Fingal Bay & Tap Night.

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    Fannie Power

    Couch had TNO as The Cant Jump One at an early preview.

    He is spot on on handicaps too...

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